New Rules
fabulously contemplated by TerricaI can’t hold it anymore…. I saw something absolutely tragic and it spawned new rules…
New Rule: Throwing up gang signs, getting posed in “homeboy” like positions and flashing your bling and pimp cups isn’t photojournalism. It’s a hot ghetto mess.
New Rule: If the photographer gets pictures of the groom licking his fingers and smoothing out his eyebrows, shoot the photographer and kill the groom.
New Rule: STOP, STOP, STOP Letting your non-pro friends and family cater your wedding. If the food looks like something that should be in a trough or that the roasted pig should be eating at the buffet instead of on it, you’ve made a mistake somewhere along the way. All the silver service in the world ain’t gonna help that mess, honey.
Now returning back to our regularly scheduled programming…
Molly
March 18th, 2008 at 9:31 pmOh I was hoping this was what was coming! I miss the “new rules”! And these, are great ones.
Andria
I just HAVE to know what prompted this? I’m sure that’s a great story! Details, Details!
March 18th, 2008 at 11:37 pmLiene at Blue Orchid Designs
Three? That’s it? You gave up being nice for Lent, I expected more of you.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:16 amChristine
I second Andria!
March 19th, 2008 at 7:06 amcome on Terrica
DISH
you know you want to.
Melissa at MasterPiece Weddings
Terrica gave up being nice for Lent? Seriously?
March 19th, 2008 at 10:27 amTameika
Love it! I have missed these.
I would add that the “family caterer” often does not have enough food and it is poorly prepared and presented. Do NOT bring anything aluminum out of that kitchen!!!! This is a wedding not your cousin’s BBQ!
March 19th, 2008 at 11:23 amNina
A great laugh for the evening…thanks!
March 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pmJay Crihfield Photography
Were all three of those at the SAME wedding? ouch!
March 27th, 2008 at 8:22 amDELORES AT {PEARLS OF WISDOM}
they’re back … and i am lov-v-v-ing them !!!
they’ve been gone too-o-o-o long….
March 27th, 2008 at 10:57 amDELORES AT {PEARLS OF WISDOM}
Delores at {PEARLS OF WISDOM} said,
P.S. don’t stay away so long…
March 27th, 2008 at 11:00 ammy soul need more…
SimplyBeautiful
STALKER ALERT: Terrica, I am absolutely in love with your blog and sites and just…YOU since I found it on Monday. Everyday this week, the majority of my work day has consisted of reading your archives. For Shame. You are my Kimora + Wedding Planning. OOOHHHH What could be better?!?! And if I thought I could shake this “wedding planning” bug before….I definitely can’t now. On top of all the things we have in common: 3 kids, a Mr. Wonderful, from Charm City AND…the philosophy that it has to be RIGHT, has to be FABULOUS and a general intolerance for FOOLISHNESS. Thanks for the inspiration.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am