I can’t hold it anymore…. I saw something absolutely tragic and it spawned new rules… New Rule: Throwing up gang signs, getting posed in “homeboy” like positions and flashing your bling and pimp cups isn’t photojournalism. It’s a hot ghetto mess. New Rule: If the photographer gets pictures of the groom licking his fingers [...]

Hello Luxelings, This will be my final New Rule Friday for a while (please, no rioting in the streets). I am exploring some other series that will on the Fabuluxe blog, but you can be sure some New Rule-isms will make their way into them. But, cue the processional music and the new [...]

She’s back. And by God, worse than before.     New Rule: Just a quick FYI– if at anytime during your wedding, your DJ or your photographer automagically turns into an event planner, I reserve the full right to do the “This is Sparta” kick…and probably AT your wedding. With absolutely no [...]

These are your rules! Let’s check ‘em out and see what’s bugging everyone else… New Rule: Ok…your DJ is there to play music, this isn’t a radio show…tell him to shut up and play music! Jennifer (Thank God for you, Jennifer!) New Rule: Do not get wasted at your own wedding. Having your groom carry you [...]

Come on in! Sit down! Let’s giggle a little… New Rule: If you invited the girl who goes to every wedding and catches the bouquet, let’s not risk the health of every other single wedding guest on the dance floor. She’s a professional bouquet catcher, and will use any means necessary to [...]

I am looking for New Rule Nazis! Think you’ve got the hutzpah to write a new rule?  Can you float like a butterfly and sting like a 10 gauge rifle? Have you always been a fan of New Rules and find yourself nodding vehemently in agreement or cackling at some of the most insane rules? Great! All [...]

You can dress her up, but you can’t take her out. Here’s why: New Rule: STOP publicly broadcasting your desperate desire to be married with these STUPID cake toppers! Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C Never, EVER, EVER, EVER in the history of weddingdom has their been a more desperate bride than you. You put yourself on [...]

She’s back. And she still doesn’t know what to say out of her mouth… New Rule: Do NOT volunteer your wannabe wedding planner maid of honor or your bridesmaid to help me. I have a staff for that. I have no desire to be asked “What do you want me to do?” every five minutes. [...]

Just when you thought it was safe…She’s back with more rules… New Rule: Stop picking these bad kids to be in your bridal party. Exactly what color crack were you smoking when you said, “Hey, I think I’ll ask my best friend’s future serial killer 5 year old to be my ring bearer”? He [...]

Just what you’ve been waiting for after a hard week of wedding planning…Another set of New Rules: New Rule: Let’s cease and desist on telling people you have a designer wedding dress. You got it for $22 off of eBay. The tag even says “Oscar de la Rented“. And seriously, no one [...]